april’s sitting on my lap
shouldn’t tell her that i gotta take a crap
i should just go…
the pumpkin king / sally
Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.
i am kinda somewhat very much turned on right now… am i weird?
I can’t find the funniest one
BRUH IM FUCKING CRYING BECAUSE THIS IS ME ALL THE TIME. KILL ME.
The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]
Nothing can top this.
He has won.
Everyone can vacate now.
stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
heard you were—fuck
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit
looking out for your significant other like
"The difference two years can make."
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